OMG! Your English teacher was a diabolical mastermind!

This is nifty-keen. I always squirmed a bit when I thought about whether I like vampires as a genre, because I hate as many media vampires as I love. It never really seemed to be just one thing to me. And it isn't! You've done the research and shown the way! Like with anything, enjoy the good stuff — and the Counting Count is mos def in the good column — and disregard the rest. It's settled.