“Like that time you set all your clothes on fire and had to spend the rest of the day walking around the flat stark naked?”

“For me, that was subtle.”

“Believe me, I know.”

*sporfles*
Geez, I could've used a warning about the fact that this could cause laughter induced stomach aches or something! You had me snickering by the third sentence and practically rolling by the last. A larger flat, indeed..