how DO you solve a problem like Maria?

I think my apartment has a plot bunny infestation. And yet, I can't seem to actually write anything without being forced to delete it seconds later with a long-suffering sigh. Because my brain? Hates me.

Sometimes when searching for an inspirational jumpstart, I visit my much-perused Wikipedia and click Random Article until something strikes my fancy. (Yes, I know. This explains a lot.) Tonight, I stumbled upon this.

( cut for entomological geekery and VotD spoilers )

Oh, and jlrpuck? As far as bananafic related bets are concerned, you are totally going down. In the very near future. As soon as I tear myself away from planning its two sequels.

*hides*

ETA: It's the last day of 2007! How droll.

A Year in Fic Meme

A meme in which my fan fiction is discussed in excruciating detail. Fun for the whole family. Stolen from eponymous_rose, who rocks the casbah. Also the memes.

( should old fics be forgot, and never brought to mind )

Happy 2008, everybody! Have a lovely new year, and be sure to stay properly hydrated!