all the world's a stage, and the oversized pepperpots? merely players.

I'm just about halfway through the Eighth Doctor audio The Time of the Daleks (which is entirely brilliant, of course) and while I was listening I got an idea. An awful idea. A wonderful, awful idea.

( a fic-like thing in which you may find Dalek bitchery, literary geekery, and the slightest of spoilers for the audio in question )