check this out - I'm not even one of a kind.

HowManyOfMe.com

There are 0 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

I'm not going to lie; this worries me a bit.

In unrelated news: I just got a hair cut, and, entirely without my consent, the woman gave me bangs. BANGS. People, I have a nonexistent forehead. Do have any idea how stupid I look with bangs?