two mini commentaries and some sex jokes (in poor taste).

Two commentaries promised in this meme! I quite enjoyed doing these, brief as they are, and I'd be happy to do more. Though after these you might all wash your hands of me; it's hard to say.

( commentaries, what? )

In other news, I've been compulsively listening to Bowie's Life on Mars on repeat for the last two hours, and every two minutes or so I get intensely teary and emotional about SAM TYLER and GENE HUNT and THAT BEAUTIFUL SHOW. In a few minutes I intend to switch over to Ashes to Ashes and OH ALEX DRAKE I LOVE YOU LIKE BREATHING.

I might be a little premenstrual. Just a smidge. 

Merlin Fic: The Goose Girl 1/4

Title: The Goose Girl

Fandom: Merlin.

Rating: Teen.

Betas: eponymous_rose, lalaithlockhart, and significantowl. 

Warnings: None.

Notes: Completely, shamelessly AU after the end of series one. Nimueh returns to Camelot. Complete; 25,000 words.

( the goose girl )