rosa_acicularis | he cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra...

I am considering hiring a brigade of rough-yet-charming lumberjacks to help me haul my library books back to campus on Monday. Otherwise, I might do myself a serious injury.

Oh, didn't I mention? My thesis and my oral defense were officially approved by the department on Thursday and as of Monday afternoon I am a student no longer. I shall be a dangerous, degree-wielding mean mother--

Shut your mouth!

Hey, I'm just talkin' about graduatin'.