cool beans.

My beloved laptop has returned to me, beautiful and much improved for its holiday in sunny SoCal. In celebration, a meme! Nabbed from elliptic_eye.

Name a character from one of my fandoms and I'll give you (a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon, (b) a reason he/she sucks, (c) a reason she/he is awesomecakes, (d) five things that never happened to that character or (e) five people that character never fell in love with and why. You pick the character. I pick the letter.

Fandoms I can play in include: Doctor Who (Old School and New), Jossverse, The West Wing, Harry Potter, Life, Pushing Daisies, Bones, House, Sports Night, Jane Austen, The Office, The X-Files, Gilmore Girls, Sherlock Holmes, Veronica Mars, The Muppets, Life on Mars, Stargate SG-1, The O.C., Torchwood, Highlander the Series, and...many, many other things which escape my mind at the moment, but which you should feel free to propose.

Is there a Muppet fandom? I fear what I may discover if I search for such a thing. Muppet smut would just be...no. Not no way, not no how. Nuh uh. (Obviously, the hilarious puppet sex from Avenue Q is an exception.)