don't doubt it - i am a retail goddess.

Today was my first day assigned to the DVD section of the store, which has until now been a complete mystery to me. I did all my training on the book floor; I was a little concerned that I wouldn't be able to find anything and would just sort of generally look like a noob. I wandered around nervously for a while, and then, from the ether, a customer appeared:

( in which I use my geek powers for the greater capitalist good. )