a fascinating study of Roseology.

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TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A lovely view of our lovely planet, complete with sparkly stars.

Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
One per person, baby, that's how I was raised. Thus, I have but one.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My gall bladder, when I was sixteen.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A five-year-old boy. That'll learn him.

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yep. Seriously not fun.

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
What makes you think I don't already, hmm?

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
When I was little, I really wanted a name like Lucy or Sally. (Or some other Peanuts character.) Now I'm happy with what I got.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Red, and sometimes green. Not together, obviously.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
I ate a comb once. Best dollar I ever earned.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
You betcha.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Yeah, I'd pass, thanks.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Certainly.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
My first instinct was, "Sure! Why not?" And then it occurred to me why not: because after the posing, there's the printing of thousands upon thousands of copies. Yeah, no.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Oh yeah. Any takers?

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A quarter and a very fuzzy movie theater ticket stub that went through the laundry. Looks like it was for...Juno. Damn, that was a long time ago.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I have never seen it, and am rather proud of that fact.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I hang upside down like a bat.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
One. They are the most beautiful, perfect pair of flip flops in the universe, and I can't wait until I get to wear them again.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
The ghost of Jacob Marley. Or possibly Heidi, as she is the only person who ever texts me and refuses to acknowledge my hatred of the medium.

Q: Last person who called you?
Former roommate/BFF, to tell me that she's going to Swaziland! Peace Corps = Hardcore.

Q: Person you hugged?
My dog, the Jack Attack, just a few minutes ago.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
8

Q: Season?
Autumn.

Q: Color?
Red.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Your mom.

Q: Mood?
Awesome.

Q: Listening to?
The Pretenders.

Q: Watching?
Sports Night! (The Pretenders + Jeremy!sadface = why W.G. Snuffy Walden wins at television.)

Q: Worrying about?
Bees.

Q: Wearing?
Jeans and my blue high school hoodie.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
To market, to market, to buy a fat pig. (No, not really, but I couldn't just say 'work', now could I?)

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Reveal my remixredux fic, as I imagine there will be some amusing, "Wait, what? Huh? Really?" business in certain quarters.

Q: Do you smile often?
As often as a crocodile.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Depends. Are there generous bribes involved?